slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

(Source: anchoredmilso, via jackbaracumquat)

jacobshutup:

im jealous of people who can have fun colored hair and look good

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seifukucat:

[walks into pet store puppy area wearing a huge coat]

[shuffles quickly out of pet store in a much tighter fitting coat]

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theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

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(via straightwhiteboystexting)

eofelis:

eofelis:

but why are french people so rude!!" you ask

well

it’s because our national symbol is a cock

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so we can’t help being dicks

this is my post with the most notes and it’s a dick joke

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metidation:

r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???

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toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

(via simple-serenade)

moshturbate:

I want to get tattoos and get laid

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